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Detangling Life and Work with Programmer Wisdom

Programmers are some of the least known, understood, or inquired of, people on the planet.

One of Christoph C. Cemper’s goals, in his book, Spaghetti Code: Detangling Life and Work with Programmer Wisdom, is to bring more recognition to this vast group of professionals and the amazing work they perform.

CEO, of LinkResearchTools, Christoph C. Cemper began programming computers, as a young teen. At that time, the Commodore 64 was one of the first “home” computers. Until then, computers, and time on them, was available only to an elite few. Bill Gates, for instance, wrote in his first book, about the opportunity, at his private school to use access time to a mainframe computer with the school’s teletype machine.

Now, from the vantage of more than three decades of being a part of the programmer community, Cemper relates his stories from the front lines of programming. He provides a unique perspective of work and life, as seen from a programmer’s stance. And he provides some “programmer wisdom” to suggest some solutions for the obstacles of work and life. As well, in the book, he advocates for the profession of programmer and the great future available, as part of the programmer community.

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About The Author

Christoph C. Cemper began working with online marketing in 2003, providing search engine organization (SEO) consulting and link-building services to businesses and business professionals. Due to a pressing need for reliable, comprehensive, and accurate SEO software, he developed an internal tool for his own business, in 2006, that could verify links associated with websites.

This initial software tool became a baseline product, and evolved into the company’s complete software service, LinkResearchTools (LRT).

The goal of the company, and its software suite, was to ensure that each business controlled their link associations on the internet. By doing so, the business controlled their image and brand name; the LRT software allowed them to disavow links to websites, which they felt were discordant with their values and image.

The importance of a business recovering from Google penalties, protecting against future penalties, outgrowing their competitors, and increasing their traffic through proactive link building becomes imperative, as the search engines gain greater control and power.

When the famous Google Penguin update changed the rules of SEO in 2012, Christoph launched Link Detox®, a software built for finding links that posed a risk in a website’s backlink profile, and introduced the technology and formal process for ongoing link audits in 2012, as well as pro-active removal and disavowal of bad links.

Christoph focuses on leading his team to remain cutting edge in staying informed, and adapting to, any changes to search engine algorithms that affect the company’s clients and their businesses. In the post-Penguin era, every link-building mistake can lead to a Google penalty resulting in lost business.

 

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Some more details

Chapters in the book

Dedication

Foreword

Introduction

Chapter 1        Bits, Bytes, and Bugs

Chapter 2        Moore’s Law

Chapter 3        Version Control

Chapter 4        10X Better Is Just A Start

Chapter 5        Death Marching

Chapter 6        Feature Creep

Chapter 7        Onboarding

Chapter 8        Minimum Viable Product

Chapter 9        Freemium

Chapter 10      Hotfix

Chapter 11      Waterfall Optimism

Chapter 12      24/7

Chapter 13      Garbage In, Garbage Out

Chapter 14      Can You Quickly

Chapter 15      Batch Process

Chapter 16      Big Data

Chapter 17      Wookies, Coders, & Our AI Masters

References

 

Index in the book

10X developers, 49

Abraham Maslow, 68

abstraction muscle, 61, 66

abstraction skill, 62

Adam Smith, 94

advertisement selling company, 150

Alec Baldwin, 55

Alexa, 69, 71, 148

Alexander Fleming, 132

Alexandria, 43

algorithm, 23, 148, 156, 164

Altair, 117

Amazon, 7, 10, 15, 55, 69, 71, 72, 90, 141, 148, 163

Amy Chua, 36

anachronistic dilemmas, 9

antitrust activities?, 153

Antonio Villas-Boas, 73

Apple, 26, 41, 53, 56

Arthur C. Clarke, 100

artificial intelligence, 19, 164

Artificial intelligence, 165

Atari, 162

avoidable failures, 133

backlink, 7

backlinks, 6, 24

Backlinks, 5

BAFTA, 30

BASIC, 18

Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, 36

Behind the Cloud, 115

Ben Horowitz, 85, 89, 112, 129

Beowulf, 23

Berkeley Breathed, 166

Bertha von Suttner, 121

Best Buy, 14

BGR, 45

biblical principle, 54

big data, 154

Bill Gates, 17, 18, 19, 94, 116, 128, 162, 165

Bill Murray, 136

bits and bytes, 12

black-hat, 10, 24

Bolshevik revolution, 115

Brad Pitt, 155

Bregenz Festival, 167

bunny rabbit, 147

Business Insider, 73

California Employment Law Report, 80

Captain Hook, 129

carpal tunnel, 102

Cathy O’Neil, 154

CBS News Report,, 7

CERN, 25

chocolate eggs, 147

Christoph Waltz, 58

Clint Eastwood, 24

Coco Chanel, 68

Coke, 85

college humanities, 63

Commodore, 13

Commodore 64, 13, 134

communications satellites, 25

computer game, 10

computer illiterate, 160

Consumer Supported Agriculture, 124

Corning, 55

creative process, 62

dance of litigation, 154

Dash buttons, 15

David Heinemeier Hansson, 8, 108

death march, 9, 59

Delivering Happiness: A Path To Profits, Passion, and Purpose, 164

DJ Khaled, 30

Do The Right Thing, 10

Don’t Be Evil, 10

Don’t Make Me Think, 34

Donald Sutherland, 24

Dr. Atul Gawande, 131

Edward Yourdon, 17, 64

Einstein, 122

Elon Musk, 165

ergonomic problems, 103

Eric Ries, 58

Erwin Schrödinger, 41

Etsy, 84

European Union, 153

existential threat, 165

Facebook, 7, 10, 102, 141

Falco, 92

feature creep, 69

Finding Flow, 141

first language, 50

forcing functions, 133

Franz Kafka, 107

Freemium, 98

Genghis Khan, 7

George S. Patton, 49

Godzilla, 23

Google, 45

Gordon Moore, 29

Grant Cardone, 48, 108, 109, 110, 112, 135

Grendel, 23

Groundhog Day, 136

Habsburg, 20

Harrison-Ford, 167

Hello World, 13, 167

Her, 70

Hewlett Packard, 17

Hollywood, 27

hotfixing, 104

Hugh Jackman, 65

Hummer, 31

I, Robot, 79

If You’re Not First, You’re Last, 112

IMDB, 122

Ingeborg Bachmann, 137

Intel, 29, 32

International Programmer’s Day, 27, 28, 68, 166

internet neighborhood, 7

internet of things, 14

iOS, 14, 26

Isaacson, 33, 63

  1. Bradford Hipps, 62

James Garner, 24

Jason Fried, 8, 108

JavaScript, 28

Jeff Bezos, 56, 143

Jerry Seinfeld, 147

Joaquin Phoenix, 70

John Lasseter, 54

Jon Ive, 54

Khan Academy, 28

Laurene Powell, 53

Leave It To Beaver, 166

Legos, 163

link farms, 6, 7

LinkedIn, 101

LinkResearchTools, 6, 34, 56, 61, 94, 135, 163, 167

MacGyver, 101

Madame Curie, 121

magic box, 16

Malice, 55

Marc Andreessen, 85

Marc Benioff, 115

Marc Zuckerberg, 164

Mark Zuckerberg, 162, 164

Mars Needs Moms, 166

Matthew 21:22, 54

Matthew Broderick, 122

Michael Burry, 155

Michael Corleone, 29

Microsoft, 10, 18, 116, 128, 152

Microsoft Office, 150

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi, 140

Moore’s Law, 29, 31, 32, 33, 37, 170

Mother Teresa, 153

Motley Fool, 72

Myspace, 102

NASA, 24

Nate Silver, 164

National Geographic, 16

Nations At Risk, 17

Netflix, 94, 98

Netflix,, 98

Nick Swinmurn, 163

Nicole Kidman, 55

Niki Lauda, 12

NINJA loans, 30

Nobel Prize, 121

Norman Vincent Peale, 54

Ocean Wild Things, 95

odd snippets, 16

Oskar Kokoschka, 76

Paul Allen, 18, 116

Pavlov’s dogs, 128

Paypal, 162

Peacetime CEO, 130

Penguin, 20, 23, 24

Penguin,, 6

penicillin, 132

Pepsi, 85

Peter Pan, 129

Peter Thiel, 111

philosophers, 132

Pierre Omidyar, 162

Pinterest, 77, 78

Pizza, 17

Popular Electronics, 116, 117, 118

potlatch, 30

public opinion, 10

Pulitzer Prize, 166

Python, 159

quantum computing, 12, 32, 33

qubit, 32

Rachel Potvin, 44

Reddit, 69, 146

Rework, 8, 9, 108

Rhonda Byrne, 54

Robert Noyce, 33

Robinson Crusoe, 163

Rupert Murdoch, 145

Samsung, 29

Schönbrunn Palace, 20

Sean Percival, 5

SearchEngineLand, 148

Self-fulfilling prophecies, 33

self-motivation ethic, 142

SEOktoberfest, 120

September 13th, 28

Serapeum, 43

Sigmund Freud, 47

slice of software, 8

smart home, 15

smartphone, 14

smartphones, 26

software apps, 14

software engineers, 10, 45, 61

Software Engineers, 16

software program, 6

software programmers, 9, 34

Software programmers, 50

software programs, 16, 159

Space Cowboys, 24, 25

spaghetti code, 9, 20, 27

Stanley Kubrick, 100

STEM programs, 162

Stephen King, 20

Steve Jobs, 17, 52, 53, 54, 55, 63, 170

Steve Krug, 34

Steve Wozniak, 52, 54

Stoics, 15

Swordfish, 65

SXSW Conference, 164

Tech Target, 125

TechCrunch, 71

Tesla, 104

The 10X Rule, 109

The 4-Hour Workweek, 137, 138, 139, 146

The Big Short, 30, 155

The Checklist Manifesto, 131

The Godfather, 29

The Hard Thing about Hard Things, 112

The Hard Thing About Hard Things, 85, 129

the human race, 161

The Innovators, 29, 33

the law of attraction, 40

The Lean Startup, 58

The Matrix, 15

The New York Times, 62

The Onion, 125

The Penguin, 6, 23

The Plain Brown Wrapper Book Of Computers, 26

The Road Ahead, 19, 116, 165, 169

The Second Great Scare, 20

The Secret, 54

The Wealth of Nations, 94

Theodore Roosevelt, 84

Tim Berners-Lee, 25

Tim Ferriss, 137, 142, 144, 145

Tim Lister, 44

Timothy Lister, 86

Tom DeMarco, 44, 86

Tommy Lee Jones, 24

Tony Hsieh, 89, 163

tracking packet, 160

Travis Bradberry, 113

Twitter, 141

UniverseToday, 25

Van Gogh, 69

venture capital, 130

version control, 42

Version control, 46

Vienna Zoo, 20

vision, 52

vitamin P, 17, 158

Walsh Burke, 26

Walter Isaacson, 29

Waltzing with Bears, 86

Waltzing With Bears, 44

WarGames, 122

Warren Buffett, 145

Wartime CEO, 130

waterfall process, 107

Weapons of Math Destruction, 154

weight loss advice, 7

Western mothers, 36

white-hat, 10

Wiener Schnitzel, 38

Wikipedia, 162

Will Smith, 79

William Shakespeare, 115

Windows, 14, 26

Wired, 141

Wolfgang Puck, 159

World Heritage Sites, 143

Y2k, 20, 27

YouTube, 30, 93, 94, 148

YouTube Red, 94

Zappos, 89, 90, 129, 163

Zero To One, 111

Zoo Vienna, 167